Friday, December 3, 2010

CNRFF {Justin Bieber vs. Chuck Norris for World Domination}

Today's CNRFF has to do with Chuck and Justin.
And the question:
What kind of music do you think Chuck really likes?

Is it this?
"Justin Bieber posted a photo that is, perhaps, the greatest piece of Norris lore yet to grace the Web."
{article here}

Justin may be quite talented.. but honestly, can you see Chuck singing,

"My first love broke my heart for the first time, And I was like

Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine mine"

K, imaging that is comical in itself! But, I just can't see it Justin. Cute as your hair is. 
Cuz Chuck Norris doesn't get his heart broken, he breaks hearts. 
Chuck Norris will never even have a heart attack as his heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.
I mean, come on Justin... Chuck Norris' beard has a heart! You don't even have a beard!!

Well, there's always the theory too that the Top Texas Ranger of all time doesn't like Bubble gum Bieber. 
Justin was hit by a water bottle during a performance. To which someone quoted: "Chuck Norris threw that from two miles away." Hahaha. Love it. Happy Friday!

{Scroll down to bottom of blog to turn off Justin's adorable music.}