{Josephiney Random thoughts}

• If you dye your hair, expect it to be two shades darker than the picture on the box shows.
• Women spend more time prepping for a yearly than they do anything else.
• Going to the grocery store is most cost effective on a full stomach.
• Self-scanners seem appealing b/c they have no line. However 20 minutes into the process you remember why there were no lines.
• People who manage multiple self-scanners do not appear to enjoy their jobs. Wonder why.
• Kong Dog Toys really are the best chew-proof toy on the market.
• If a nurse tells you that you have nice veins it really means she's going to use the biggest needle there is on the face of the earth to draw your blood. 
• Buttermilk cookies are sent from heaven. Everyday a stork delivers them to the small town of Nappanee, Indiana.
• Kids will dress like it's July in January in the house. And sometimes they'll try to get away with it outside even. 
• Sometimes all you need is one really, really good song to change your day into something better.
• Sunday driving is best reserved for backroads and Sundays. Get it people?!
• I feel sorry for Amish horses. I do. Especially when it is cold and rainy. 
• Sunday driving doesn't apply to Amish. Only English. For Amish it's Sunday to Sunday driving. 
• Don't be surprised by what dance moves Disney can teach your kid.
• Someone needs to invent chewy cough drops. I found this by accident when I tried one in my medicine from last year and it was interestingly much more tolerable.
• Have to question your intent when you never buy Crystal Light, but randomly buy it b/c it now comes in MOJITO flavor.